6:37 – In the interest of journalistic integrity, I’ve decided to divulge any and all associations I’ve had with the candidates.
-I volunteered for John Edwards’ campaign in 2004 and was briefly the head of Students for Edwards at my school.
-I have flipped past “Meet the Press” when Chris Dodd was a guest.
-Once, while Dennis Kucinich was attending a fundraiser for the health insurance industry, I had a chicken wrap with a Diet Snapple Iced Tea.
-In high school, I had this friend named Bill. His father’s name was Richard. On occasion, I would call Bill “Bill, Richard’s son.”
-I am the love-child of Hillary Clinton and KC from KC and the Sunshine Band. Stay cool. Support City Paper. City Paper has been bringing the best news, food, arts, music and event coverage to the Holy City since 1997. Support our continued efforts to highlight the best of Charleston with a one-time donation or become a member of the City Paper Club.