6:37 – In the interest of journalistic integrity, I’ve decided to divulge any and all associations I’ve had with the candidates.

-I volunteered for John Edwards’ campaign in 2004 and was briefly the head of Students for Edwards at my school.

-I have flipped past “Meet the Press” when Chris Dodd was a guest.

-Once, while Dennis Kucinich was attending a fundraiser for the health insurance industry, I had a chicken wrap with a Diet Snapple Iced Tea.

-In high school, I had this friend named Bill. His father’s name was Richard. On occasion, I would call Bill “Bill, Richard’s son.”

-I am the love-child of Hillary Clinton and KC from KC and the Sunshine Band.

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