Face Off O’ The Week: Leaf Blower vs. Shovel

A father, upset about his daughter hanging out with an interracial friend, called her “white trash.” He then slapped her face and pulled her hair. I think we all know who the real white trash is.

Facebook Threat O’ The Week: “Take it to the next level and it will be felt accordingly.”

Stolen Items O’ The Week: Seven bikes, five GPS units, two iPods, and a surf board. Bummer, dude.

Officers struggling to subdue a trespassing subject asked him if he was trying to start a fight. The man replied, “Yes, because you guys are evil!” The evil guys would have probably just tazed you, bro.

An onlooker was allegedly assaulted downtown while police were working an unrelated shooting scene. The suspect told officers that he hit the victim several times in the face because he was “laughing” at the shooting, according to the police report.

A student at an area middle school left class, complaining that she’d had her period and needed to see the nurse. Police later alleged that she stole a classmate’s cell phone and hid it in the crotch of her pants. I don’t care what the kids are doing these days, young lady. That is NOT a tampon.

Threat O’ The Week: “Catch me on a bad bag of cocaine and I’m going to kick your ass.”

The Blotter is taken from City of Charleston police department reports. We’ve added a cartoon and a little commentary. We’ve added a little humor, too. No one has been found guilty. This is not a court of law.

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