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 You’ve been good all year, tragically, dreadfully, gut-wrenchingly good. After all, you had to make up for all the bad stuff you did last year. Just thinking about a few of the things you did in 2011 is making us say our Hail Marys. But this year, you’ve been a perfect little angel. And so you deserve to be on Santa’s Nice List. Kudos to you.

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But before you go sending your letter to St. Nick, flip through this guide for a few ideas. Be warned: Some of these are so naughty you might not be on the Nice List next year. Then again, who cares? It’s more fun being bad. (Adult Content)