You’ve been good all year — tragically, dreadfully good. After all, you had to make up for all the bad stuff you did last year. But this year, you’ve been a perfect little angel. And so you deserve to be on Santa’s Nice List. Kudos to you.


But before you go sending your letter to St. Nick, flip through this guide for a few ideas. Be warned: Some of them are so naughty you might not be on the Nice List next year. Then again, who cares? It’s more fun being bad.