America, we have a problem. This Sexy Halloween costume BS has gone too far. Sexy nurses and cops are fine, but there is absolutely nothing sexy about a Sexy Super Mario Brothers costume. It doesn’t matter if it’s Mario or Luigi. The truth is, if that’s the kind of thing you find sexy, then, you’re two freaky steps down the sex fetish steps from the furries, and, buddy, nobody wants to be weirder than the furries.

Here are a few other sexy Halloween costumes that should never be.