Here’s the wrap:
• Jerry Seinfeld in a bee suit. Oh, Jerry.
• Wolfowitz is on the way out. I was going to make a jab at his silly last name, but I guess those in glass houses …
• Melinda Doolittle was eliminated last night. Apparently American Idol is supposed to create talent, not find it.
• Kids are going to have to start learning about abstinence at home. In related news (and I’ll let you draw the similarity) Gov. Sanford vetoed a bill that would have required children under the age of 15 take a safety course before they can ride all-terrain vehicles. He says the safety training should be up to the parents, not the government.