May 25

Theatre 99

For reasons I don’t understand, I remember the punch lines delivered by the improv-sketch comedy duo I Live Next Door to Horses. From Chicago, they came down for Theatre 99’s Piccolo Fringe Festival last spring. At the end of the night, they took up positions as two elderly ladies reminiscing about the old days when their hoo-hoos were in good shape. “My pussy used to be so hot,” called Holly Laurent. “How hot was it?” asked Jet Eveleth. “My pussy used to be so hot that if you ate it, you’d do it with a side of celery and blue cheese dressing.”