Fluoride-less Water

The Lobby of Evil-Minded Dentists must be stopped. For too long, they’ve convinced municipalities that they must add fluoride to the drinking water. The problem is, it’s all part of an evil plan to … fight cavities. Oh, the humanity! But they’ve since been stopped. Starting in November, the Charleston Water System had to take its fluoride tank offline, because it wasn’t up to par. Yay! Unfortunately, a new one will be up and running this summer. Hiss.