Thank you Rooftop Bar for giving me and other ladies in black free martinis last night. It was quite generous of you, and it really took the edge off I needed to get boozed up. I will definitely be back, though I doubt I would ever actually spend $10 on such a tiny drink, no matter how delicious it is. Anyway, other bars need to recognize and start giving out free drinks more often. You know I’ll be there.

-Martini mistress