Theft O’ The Week:
Four printing presses. Notice to crooks: You do your job and we’ll do ours.
A one-night-stand between two business travelers went south when the woman woke up the next morning and found that her $6,000 Rolex was missing. Apparently, he was good, but not that good.
A woman told police that two people have been following her since January. She’s seen them at her house, work, and church. She says they laugh and stare at her. No, her name is not Heidi Montag.
A man had his bicycle stolen when he left it unsecured. One of the identifying characteristics was a U-Lock attached to the rear of the seat.
After a bookbag was stolen from her car, a woman told officers that the doors were locked, but the windows were rolled down. Which really means the doors were unlocked.
The Blotter is taken from City of Charleston police department reports. We’ve added a cartoon and a little commentary. We’ve added a little humor, too. No one has been found guilty. This is not a court of law.