Blotter O’ The Week:

A woman told an officer that she had brought an unknown man to her home to go through her closet and take any clothes she didn’t wear anymore. When pressed for details on any crime, the woman then refused to elaborate, saying that “if she had a monkey swinging from the chandelier, nobody should have a problem with that.” She then asked the officer to promise to promote another neighborhood cop who she said had helped her out. She said she wanted him to move in with her because, “he is a good kid that has been steered wrong, but she could correct him.”

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