The Associated Press has selected Stephen Colbert as Celebrity of the Year. What kind of honor is this? Well, he beat out J.K. Rowling for the honor. Colbert’s acceptance message did not disappoint.

Colbert has declined interviews during the writers strike that has shuttered his show, but he told The Associated Press by e-mail:

“In receiving this award, I am pleased that I was chosen over two great spinners of fantasy — J.K. Rowling and Al Gore. It is truly an honor to be named the Associated Press’ Celebrity of the Year. Best of all, this makes me the official front-runner for next year’s Drug-Fueled Downward Spiral of the year. P.S. Look for my baby bump this spring!”