This administration is turning me into a lefty faster then a pound of hash and summer touring with the Grateful Dead.

Bush is bailing out Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. The tax payers are picking up the tab on the bad mortgages written by these horrible companies. $200,000,000,000 dollars to these scum sucking leech assholes. The numbers that come out of Washington are so big now they have no meaning to my life. The might as well be making numbers up- 200 gabazillion dollars. Sure. 500 radzillion. Awesome.

How can you profess, as Bush once did, to be a believer in the free markets and bail out these lying, detestable, corporate nimrods out?

How can you be against universal health care, saying the markets are the best way to fix the problem, when you ignore the markets and bail these cokehead, soulless, two faced, greasy, zeros out?

How can you look at people and say we can cut taxes when you spend $200,000,000,000 bailing these wretched nauseating root of all evil lords of darkness out?

Are the CEO’s of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae going to prison? How can you mess up so badly that it costs the tax payers $200,000,000,000 and not have done anything illegal?

I know Obama is a lefty. He’s a tax and spender. Sure. But at least he admits it. The Republicans have been calling themselves conservatives for the past 8 years and have been spending money in ways that would have made Michael Dukakis proud. The national coffers are now the ATM’s of Corporate America.

Lord, Grant me the serenity…