Just got a random email from the former Law & Order actor turned narcoleptic presidential candidate Fred Thompson regarding Gov. Mark Sanford’s dalliance with an Argentine she-devil. You know, the woman called Maria, who the gossip site TMZ reports is “un cuerpazo” (ie, she has a smoking bod.)

Well, evidently, Fred’s got some mighty harsh words for Sanford.

I highly recommend headed over to Fred’s site and give his speechifying a listen and wallow in the schadenfreude. According to Fred, Sanford’s been doing plenty of wallowing of his own — in public no less. For shame.