Hey kids! Want to learn how to be funny but don’t want to drop big money on expensive training? Lucky for you, Theatre 99 is offering a free 90-minute improv class July 13, taught by Have Not and comedy guru Greg Tavares. Here’s what THNs have to say:

“Theatre 99’s improv training program has been selling out every Level 1 class for the past 2 years and here is a chance to come and take a class for free. You do not have to have any experience and we promise not to make fun of you.”

Why are we telling you now, nearly a month beforehand? Because there are only 15 spots available, and you should probably register now. E-mail your name and phone number to thehavenots2000@aol.com. They ask that you only register if you’re 100 percent sure you can attend.