I had been working pretty much non-stop for days. Weeks even. Years. And my mind and body were completely wiped out, as I stumbled through the grocery store. I needed food, but I didnt’ know what to get. I was delirious. But then a guy in the cheese department helped me. Said they had this killer cheese that was on sale. I tried it. It rocked. Suddenly my head cleared and my body felt revived. I picked up a block and headed home to feast on the tastiest cheese ever, eat some smoked salmon and crackers, and drink myself semi-silly. That’s cheese guy: you stopped my from going postal.