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Here’s the Wrap:

• Have you guys seen the awesome iPhone ads? Wipe the drool (or whatever fluids these clips produce) off your keyboard when you’re done.

• Paris is behind bars. Feel free to unlock the liquor cabinets until further notice. Trust me, you’ll need it after three weeks of front-line reporting like this.

Hilton’s booking photo showed the heiress wearing what appeared to be a V-neck shirt, eye makeup and lip gloss that highlighted a slight smile. Her long blond hair was draped over one shoulder.

• Judge throws out Guantanamo case. Apparently the military has to prove that these people actually broke a law. Who knew?!

• FOX finds favor for fleeting “fucks.”

• You can’t make this stuff up:

In a match seemingly made in tabloid heaven, the father of murdered child beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey and the mother of missing-in-Aruba teen Natalee Holloway are dating, FOX News has confirmed.