[embed-1]Ya hear that, Bubs? That’s the sound of the whispering winds of shit. Either that or it’s true that the Trailer Park Boys’ Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles are indeed on their way to Charleston Music Hall on Wed. Oct. 26 at 8 p.m. And we bet you a dozen dirty burgers it’s gonna be one insanely hilarious shitstorm.

The boys of Sunnyvale are on the loose sans parole officers in what they’re calling a Community Service Variety Show, where they plan to preach the dangers of substance abuse. But not to worry: They’re still drunk, high, and unemployed as fuck.

This fall, Bubbles tries his hand with the film industry, while Sexy Julian, with his ever-present rum-and-coke, unravels another brilliant money-making scheme. And the self-learned, self-smarted Ricky has a world-changing idea that he thunk up all by himself. After all, you don’t have to be a rocket appliance to get your Grade 10. Am I right?

Y’all might want stand by at 10 a.m. this Friday, piss jugs at the ready, because that’s when tickets ($29.50-$54.50) go on sale. Get yours by going to charlestonmusichall.com or by phoning the box office at (843) 853-2252.

Is this really happening? Judging from our shit barometer, yes. And trust us: We would never cry shitwolf.