I hate people that high five. I’m not a high five type of person. But if a person puts their hand up and you refuse, you just seem like a lame jerk. So they’re forcing you to do this thing that you don’t want to do. Then if it’s a bad high five, it’s even worse. It makes me feel bad about myself if I can’t high five well. And then I’m like, WTF, I’m really feeling bad about myself because I can’t slap someone’s hand really hard?? Down with high fivers!