We’ve got a pair of tickets to see Edgar Oliver’s performance of East 10th Street: Self Portrait With Empty House on its opening night of Thurs. June 9 at 10 p.m.They’re some pretty good seats too, if we do say so ourselves.

And we’ll give them to whoever gives us the best answer to this question: If you were doing a one-man or one-woman show, what would you name it and why?

Leave your answer and your e-mail address, and we’ll notify the winner tomorrow morning.

One thing: Only reply if you are confident that you can pick the tickets up at our 1049 Morrison Drive office either tomorrow or Thursday. We are open from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Good luck.