I would like to express my gratitude towards the service attendant at the shell station in Mount P for giving all my change in quarters. Really, a tank of gas, 2 PBRs, and a bag of chips being paid with a $20 deserves $4 in loose change???? Flip a girl some bills, honey!!!! You amused me with inconveniencing yourself taking the time to count out the exact loose change. I was tempted for a second to ask you to count it out again, this time infront of me, but then it occurred to me what might be happening.

At least now I have quarters to pay for the parking meters to avoid a $14 ticket this week