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Apple could be ready to get in the WiFi business. It’s a little scary when you get excited about the big corporate monster coming in to fix things.

Mary J. Blige may need steroids to get that crunk.

Iran accuses Bush of Iranophobia. The president doesn’t know what an Irano is but the only zoo animal he’s scared of are those little penguins. “You know they talk when no one’s around,” he said. “HehHehHeh.”

Columbus didn’t wrap it up when he got busy in the New World. Ghost of explorer says it’s cool to blame him for sexually transmitted diseases, as long as you don’t blame him for Britney Spears.