My hat is off to South Carolina gubernatorial candidate Nikki Haley, a little-known Midlands conservative who at one time was Gov. Mark Sanford’s chosen successor.

We here in the Lowcountry always knew that Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham was up to no good — what with his habit of reaching across the aisle to the Democrats. We just didn’t know to what extent. And folks, I got to tell you, this is a real shocker. In fact, it’s downright frightening.

Read Haley’s latest press release to learn the horrible, horrible truth about our senior senator.

Today, Representative Nikki Haley released the following statement on the immigration reform plan proposed by Senators Lindsey Graham (R-SC) and Chuck Schumer (D-NY), a proposal that includes a requirement for all American workers to carry a national ID card that will, according to The Wall Street Journal, contain “embedded information, such as fingerprints, to tie the card to the worker.”

“Forcing every American worker to carry a federal identification card that contains what should be confidential information starts us down a very slippery slope. Personal liberty and freedom from government intrusion are at the very heart of what has made this country so great for so long, and neither should be sacrificed in the name of so-called ‘comprehensive immigration reform.’”

Now, I don’t know about you folks, but I’ve read The Late Great Planet Earth. I’ve watched the Omega Code. And I once shaved my little brother’s head to see if the number 666 was tattooed on his scalp. So I know what’s going on here.

Lindsey Graham is a servant of the Antichrist.

Or a puppet of the Bilderburgs.

Or a member of the Illuminati.

Or just one little lizard in the race of reptiles that secretly run the world.

Or a frequent visitor to Bohemian Grove.

Whatever he is, I’m sure that Alex Jones and the rest of the Ron Paul-loving 9/11 Truthers at will figure it out for us.

Thanks, Nikki. This is the scariest thing since ID Chip threatened mankind back in 1999.