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I was tooling about Google looking for ideas. I was writing a caption for a picture of Neckprov, the improv troupe performing at this year’s Charleston Comedy Festival. I came across a website chock full of “You Might Be a Redneck If . . .” jokes. On the list was this doozy. It appears to be scanned from an actual newspaper clipping. Who knows. Sometimes the internet makes tabloid journalism seem credible. UPDATE: On closer inspection, I noticed the NBC logo in the lower right-hand corner. Maybe this was on Leno. Must’ve been before the writers’ strike.