Jodie Foster is out o’ the closet. I know this is true because I just saw it on CNN.

Well over a week ago, Ms. Foster accepted the “Sherry Lansing Leadership Award” at the 16th Annual Women in Entertainment Breakfast. During her remarks, she thanked, “my beautiful Cydney who sticks with me through all the rotten and the bliss.”

It certainly took mainstream media long enough to pick up on this little nugget, but then they’re all busy running around being “Chicken Little” about the threat to the American healthcare system posed by illegal aliens or some other nonsense.

Cydney Bernard, a former film production coordinator, and Ms. Foster are the parents of two young sons and are having a gay ole time out in beautiful sunny Southern California.