Ugh. Recovering from a b-day weekend. Here’s a look at last week’s survey results. This week’s survey should be up by the end of the day.

1. A new billboard campaign along Interstate 26 highlights the poor water conditions in third world countries (www.watermissions.org), showing a child who has never had clean drinking water or another kid who walks four miles to get it. What is the plight that is being ignored by this campaign?

D. Three words: Firefly. Vodka. Straight.

2. Offices across the country are dipping their toes into college basketball betting pools this weekend. What’s the best way for those of us with no knowledge of basketball to pick the winners?

D. Oh, for the love of Pete, just pick the team that’s ranked higher and use Gonzaga as your spoiler.

3. Former Vice President Dick Cheney told CNN over the weekend that President Barack Obama is making the nation less safe because Obama is rolling back interrogation programs. What important piece of information are we missing by not ripping it out of detainees?

C. How someone at a company that needs $170 billion in federal aid could think they deserve a bonus.

4. The newsstand price for The Post and Courier has increased from 50 cents to 75 cents. What will you get for the extra quarter?

A. Less.