• Britney Spears has a new manbag. He’s a paparazzo. Surprise, ya’ll.

• The queen shares our passion for Wii bowling.

A Palace source told The People: “When she saw William playing a game after lunch at Sandringham she thought the Nintendo looked tremendous fun and begged to join in.

“She played a simple ten-pin bowling game and by all accounts was a natural.

[image-1]• After seeing the “mark of the beast,” a man cuts off his hand and puts it in the microwave. No word on if it was “666” or a tall glass of Milwaukee’s Best.

• Much like your parents, North Korea doesn’t appreciate ripped-jeans.

• New S.C. biology textbook suggests evolution of the human race is a fact. No mention of the devolution of Taylor Hicks’ career.