• Sen. John McCain (in town Wednesday) angers Muslims and Jews with his comments that a Christian should run the country. But really, that’s like five votes lost. He should have just said a straight, fully-mobile, white Christian and got rid of all 10 minority voters in the GOP.

• A man tries to enter the U.S. embassy in Bosnia (wow, remember that war-torn country) with grenades in his bag, along with Islamic literature. Say what you will about J.K. Rowling, this stuff never happens with Harry Potter readers.

• One Charlotte ticket for the Hannah Montana show sold for $2,565. As the guy who gets irked at a $8 movie ticket, I’m speechless.

• A Congressional report says Blackwater has been shooting innocent Iraqis and covering it up. Sure, with a menacing name like that you don’t expect them leading the bake sale, do you?

• Two brothers stab each other at mom’s birthday. Look for it next week on Grey’s Anatomy.

• Pam Anderson is set to wed the man who taped “One Night In Paris.” Do we even have to ask if a camera will be packed for the honeymoon?