The new NonCensus is up. Here’s the first question and one of four possible answers. Go take the full survey.

Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal gave the GOP reaction to President Obama’s sort-of State of the Union, telling viewers that the FEMA’s response to Katrina showed the ineptitude of the federal government. Yes, that federal response was led by fellow Republican George Bush. In light of this surprising suggestion, what’s the next program to be abandoned due to Bush-era incompetence?

A. The pretzel. …

Check out the other answers and the rest of the questions on Match.com, two-way streets in Charleston, and Sen. Jim DeMint’s fight against the Fairness Doctrine.