This week, we look at the Cooper River Bridge Run, South Carolina’s 11 percent unemployment rate, Madonna’s baby drama (she just came on my iPod as I was typing this up — creepy), and just how crappy our March Madness bracket is looking (Clue: Only the trash man knows for sure). Here’s one of the questions and two possible answers.

South Carolina’s unemployment rate climbed to 11 percent in February, according to state numbers released last week. What’s the one thing that’s keeping us upbeat during these tough times.

B. A boss that understands coffee filters and toilet paper will always be budget priorities.

D. A rock-solid sob story if the boss starts hinting at layoffs (complete with some rare tropical disease and secret illegitimate children).

Go take this week’s survey to see the other possible answers and the rest of the questions.