Here’s the Wrap:
• Japanese earthquake kills eight and causes a leak at a powerful nuke plant. If only Jerry Falwell was here to blame it on Manga and Japanese technology.
• You can run faster without your legs. Honest.
The prosthetic legs double-amputee sprinter Oscar Pistorius uses provide less air resistance than normal legs, the IAAF said Monday.
• Applebee’s is now the International House of Bottom-Rung Chain Restaurants. Scratch that. I forgot about Hooters.
• In discussing the difficulty in finding black folks to join the board at Roger Williams University, the chairman accidentally said the N-word. What on Earth could be keeping them away?