Here’s the Wrap:

Dow falls, vindicating all of those guys that blew their annual bonus on a Playstation 3.

• Tony Snow, mouthpiece for the Department of Making Something Out of Nothing, says Congress is creating a controversy over Alberto Gonzales. Personally, I’m waiting for the point when you start feeling bad for the guy that’s getting beat up. I’m not there yet.

• Houston, we have a drinking problem.

The space agency said astronauts flew drunk on at least two occasions, despite warnings from doctors and colleagues that they posed a flight risk.

• Odd chunks of ice pelt town. I’m assuming we’re not talking about this Aquifina bottle.