I go out. I meet people. I’m friendly. Apparently, I don’t make an impression though. I have one friend who is about to move away and haven’t had a girlfriend in six years. It just sucks how hard it is to really meet people after you’re out of college. So I hate the nightlife scene for how superficial everything is. I hate the daytime because no one is interested in talking then anyway.

-Lonely nice guy hates life right now