You know what’s more painfully heartbreaking than being deceived, demeaned, criticized, falsely accused, and cheated on by you? The sad fact that your distorted reality is far too fucked up for almost any kind of help. The guy before me couldn’t fix you. I couldn’t fix you. The innocent doofus you’re dragging along these days can’t fix you. Your clueless family can’t fix you. Your druggie pals couldn’t even be bothered to consider the idea of fixing you. Get serious help. Quick.  -princecharles