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• ABC introduces a “Lost” quiz that gives you your Sayer nickname. I’m Skeletor. In that outfit? I don’t think so.

American Apparel put the candidate on their website. You know it’s serious when they give up the barely legal porn for politics.

[image-2]• U.S. government admits to waterboarding three suspects. The other undocumented abuse: No blow dryer.

• Woman arrested for forging time-off requests.

• Jennifer Lopez is pregnant with twins. You can insert your own big booty joke here.