• “A city Health Department study finds that more than a fourth of adult New Yorkers are infected with the virus that causes genital herpes.” Don’t get your slut boots out just yet, Charleston, the national average is almost one in five.
• New iPhone will clock in at $199, which is still $198 more than I paid for my cell phone.
• Jessica Alba had a baby girl she’s named Honor Marie. We’ll take a wild stab that the childhood nickname won’t be Ho.
• Leonardo DiCaprio is going to play the founder of Atari in a bio-pic. Here’s hoping for at least one good joystick euphemism.