OK. It’s not really all that kinky. And that’s such a shame. What the world needs now is more S&M.

Instead, the video involving a Berkeley County sheriff’s deputy and hand-cuffed suspect is sure to make the national news and once again bring shame to our great state.

Way to go South Carolina. Way to go.

(Kudos to the P&C’s Andy Paras for the report and the video. The police scanner never had a better friend. Seriously, if you aren’t following @AndyParas on Twitter, you need to. He’s become indispensable.)