To the Bernie Madoff protege who stole my trash can (for the second time in a year!!!): What is that about! Every unit in the neighborhood has a trash can. What are you doing to produce so much garbage that you have to pilf mine, too? So now I have to get a knew garbage can and paste my house number all over it so that nobody runs off with it. Are you happy!? I officially can’t trust my neighbors. Now I know what Israel is going through.