Do you consider yourself to be a Carrie Bradshaw-meets-Dan Savage nightlife- and sex-obssessed wit? Maybe you think of yourself as a Bukowski-level barfly and a fly-on-the-wall scribbler who could out-gonzo Dr. Gonzo? If so, Charleston City Paper wants to see what you’ve got. We’re looking for a writer for our Scene section who can report on Charleston nightlife and society — the good, the bad, and the fugly. Please send three samples to Managing Editor Chris Haire, No phone calls.