I’m not a fan of thongs in public, even if you have a nice ass. But when you’re a 65-year-old woman wearing butt floss, it should really be against the law. When your ass is down to your knees and that tiny triangle of fabric can’t contain your old-lady bush, you might want to consider a sarong. Thank you for making my day at the beach more exciting and ruining it at the same time. I just wish I had gotten a better pic on my camera phone.