Here’s the Wrap:

• Remember the summers when the media would obsesses over hurricanes or shark attacks? This year we get Paris Hilton and attorney firings. Get a shark-infested pool involved in either story and I’ll get interested.

• More mosques destroyed in Iraq. Ty Pennington blames alcohol for the Extreme Makeover mishap.

Earnhardt Jr. joins Hendrick team, aligning with Jeff Gordon. Oh, the drama.

Spielberg endorses Clinton. The other candidates shouldn’t worry, there’s always that guy that directed Glitter.

Improved gun laws after VT massacre.

• State correctional officers steal a cow from prison.