So last night me and my friends got really drunk and we took sidewalk chalk and drew inappropriate things all over our apartment door. Someone from the office started banging on my door at 9AM and bitched me out..telling me to clean it up. Then I got ready for work and went to get my bike and the tire was flat. So I started on the 40 minute walk to work, and halfway there it started pouring rain. And, some homeless guy decided it would be funny to throw dirt at me. So now im soaked, miseable, and sitting in a freezing office about to breakdown.