Dear God- Please let me wake up in the United States. I want that promised land of freedom, constitutional rights, and the pursuit of happiness. I want to reap the fruits of my labor and give back into society. I want to grow, and help my country grow through success and the virtue of hard work. I pray that my children will benefit from and carry the torch towards a progressive lifestyle. I want to stop allowing government to siphon my soul, and advocating lazy, socialist behavior. I, dear Lord, want to see my fellow man/woman taking responsibility for his/her actions and understand that self-support is a minimum requirement of life. Please God, can I not tow the line for all the lazy, listless, welfare sucking liberals. Must I live in socialism? And HE said “Vote Republican”