We here at the City Paper are law-abiding folks. Johnny Law is our friend, and we want to keep it that way. Which is why we compiled this handy dandy guide to let you know about all the things you should and shouldn’t do this summer. The good clean stuff, like hitting the trails or playing a round of miniature golf, we recommend. The bad stuff, like hot-wiring a car or playing mailbox baseball, we don’t. Hopefully, you won’t confuse the two. With that said, we hope you find the 2008 Summer Guide to be an informative — and cautionary — read. In these tough economic times, who knows if anybody has enough cash on hand to bail you out of jail.