Well, we’re 9 days away from Christmas, so it’s probably about this time that the elves are putting the final coats of wax on the sleigh, the reindeer are tapering their workouts in preparation for their annual jaunt around the planet and the big man is chomping at the bit to drop into strangers’ houses and eat their cookies.

In that spirit, we’ve put together a playlist of all the traditional, weird, annoying, and sentimental holiday tunes that you’ll ever need. We’re talking everything. From Weird Al to Harry Belafonte, it’s all here. So sit back, relax (maybe get the skip button ready for “Christmas Shoes”), because here goes.

Check out the playlist on Spotify and Rdio.