A couple images that stand out in today’s news. First, a gifted headline writer assures his spot in hell.

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Thanks to TBal for finding that one.

Next, local dive Pappy’s busted for video poker. I’m guessing this guy wasn’t checking out the cuisine.

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And finally, fashion designer Marc Jacobs makes, well, a fashion statement at a holiday party last night.

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