6:49 – Anderson Cooper: “We have no idea if this is gonna work.” You the man, AC!

6:55 – Hillary Clinton’s outfit joke contest! 1, 2, 3, Go!

“Hillary says: Frosted Flakes. They’re grrrrrrrreat!”

“Tiger? I hardly even know her!”

I’m sorry. That’s really all I got. Who wins? Clearly, we all lose.

7:05 – Dodd kicks things off just like at any other debate. “Uh, I thank the Citadel for hosting this.” Great.