[image-1]• Man kills, cooks girlfriend. We’re just happy that all the psychos we know can’t cook.

• Speaking of ordering out, McDonald’s is looking to compete with Starbucks. Hey, who doesn’t want a grande McSteamy?

• U.S. and Iran bump in to each other on the open sea. You know Iran was in the wrong when they say, “Nothing out of the ordinary happened.”

• Monkey prostitutes.

According to the paper, “Payment for Sex in a Macaque Mating Market,” published in the December issue of Animal Behavior, males in a group of about 50 long-tailed macaques in Kalimantan Tengah, Indonesia, traded grooming services for sex with females; researchers, who studied the monkeys for some 20 months, found that males offered their payment up-front, as a kind of pre-sex ritual.

• Britney not coked up or drunk. Just crazy.