As many City Paper readers know, world-renowned physicist Stephen Hawking has a side job recording audiobooks. Several years back, we reported on his work with the runaway bestseller 50 Shades of Grey. Well, now Hawking is back, this time to read the most torrid passage in E.L. James’ followup to her mommy porn trilogy — Grey — which is more or less everything you’ve read in 50 Shades of Grey but this time it’s all from our favorite sadist’s point of view.

Anyhow, here’s Hawking reading the hottest passage from Grey, which hits the stands on June 18.