Today, Will Folks published an excerpt from his long-gestating tell-all, which will reportedly include further details about his alleged “inappropriate physical relationship” with Gov. Nikki Haley — that is if the FITSNews blogger ever finishes the damn thing.

Head on over to FITSNews to read it. And I must admit, it’s a bit randier than expected read.

In honor of this momentous occasion, we decided that it would be a good idea to get City Paper Editorial Assistant Susan Cohen to read the excerpt in her disinterested best. Enjoy.


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